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Phoebe (to Monica): Wait! Does he eat chalk? Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.

Chandler: ...and I realize, there's a phone..... there.

Chandler: ...and it turns out it's my mother, which is very strange because... she NEVER calls.

Ross (to Phoebe): Nuh-uh, no, no, don't. Stop cleansing my aura!

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?

Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.

Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren!" was what? A wrong number?

Rachel: And that's when it hit me--how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Ya know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...

Rachel (to her father): Well maybe I don't need your money. Wait, wait! I said, "maybe."

Ross: It's Paul the Wine Guy!

Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or he just complains a lot?

Phoebe: Ooo... I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.

Ross: Aruba? This time of year? Talk about your... big lizards.

Guys: Hey Phoebs, you wanna help?

Phoebe: Oh, gee, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

Phoebe (singing): Love is sweet as summer showers
Love is a wondrous work of art
But your love, oh your love,
Your love is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart.
La la la la la...

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however, have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing, at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!

Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

Chandler: Stay away from my freezer.

Rachel: See! But Joanie loved Chachi! That's the difference!

Ross: Grab a spoon? Do you know how long it's been since I grabbed a spoon? Do the words, "Billy, don't be a hero" mean anything to you?

Chandler: Alright kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.

Joey: Of course it was a line!

Monica: Why? Why? Why would anyone do something like that?

Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, "to get you into bed."

Rachel: They're my new, "I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots" boots.
Ross (to Rachel): The word you're looking for is, "anyway."

Monica: Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.

Ross: I just grabbed a spoon.

Chandler: Kids, new dream.... I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minelli...